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    Posted: March 31 2004 at 5:02pm
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
 
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.
 
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Bud
Lite(the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
cycling price, you would have $214.00.
 
 Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
 
 It's called the 401-Keg Plan !

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